And so the call of the raving nutter bastard coffin Dodgers start in the adjoining ward. Constant pinging of alarms, moans, shouts and cries gerroff, I aint avin it and Brian who delivers random shouts of aaaaaaaah in a similar volume/length to a Brazilian tv pundit announcing a goal. The only thing missing is a backtrack of benny hill music as the nurses rush one way, then the next to reinstall one escaped breathing bone bag back into their bed come dissecting table. Considering phoning Monty Pythons mythical Sogden funeral directors of Prestatyn, whom claim to be the fastest around and can have the deceased out the place and down the shute in less than an hour. Free wine glass set with every certified stiff. Nursie seemed perplexed when I asked for sleeping tablets. Lots. Never forget the advice of taking a sleeping tablet and laxative together.....you just dont. If Im rambling then I blame the bloody morphine they keep pumping into me.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 21:57:30 +0000
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