As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one oclock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, You know, Its such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me. I said, Thanks, Jane, thats the greatest thing Ive heard all day. Lets go! We went to lunch. But we didnt go where we normally would go. She choose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, You know, Its such a beautiful day... We dont need to go straight back to the office, do we? I responded, I guess not. What do you have in mind? She said, Lets drop by my apartment, its just around the corner. After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, Boss, if you dont mind, Im going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. Ill be right back. Okay, I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing Happy birthday. And I just sat there... On the couch... Sobbing... Naked... and erect.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 08:38:56 +0000