Attention, all you coffee addicts___ I mean: all you lovers of that blessed brew: I truly need to give you the following piece of advice: You should always have a cheaper coffeemaker in your bedroom, timed and ready to go when you wake up. That way, you can have a sip, at least, before you open that door and have to face the world. If you wait until you put the coffee on and start your morning routine while its brewing, you may be setting yourself up for quite a few unforeseen scares. For instance, as youre brushing your teeth, you observe 2 bottles on your left and you pick up the first one that occurs to you, because of course, they are almost the same size. Only one is Scope, the other one is shaving lotion!!! And thats exactly the one you pick up. As you approach it to your lips, thats when you realize in a state of panic: sh-t, this aint scope!66 So note to self and others, coffee comes first before anything, and I mean ANYTHING else you do that morning!! This has been brought to you by the worlds coffee addicts association.
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 13:04:51 +0000
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