Awkward whisered conversations with my wife at church during service after driving separately and arriving at same time. Me: (under my breath) Did you have your cell phone on? Rebecca: (Under her breath) My phone died. Why? Me: I texted L-O-V-E and didnt get a response from you. Rebecca: Oh. Me: Not even an L. Rebecca: Shh Me: Is something wrong? Rebecca: (Shakes her head exasperated) Me: If your phone hadnt died would you have written back L-O-V-E or at least L? Rebecca: Shhh Me: Because if your answer is No, I am retracting my earlier L-O-V-E text to you. I am serious. Rebecca: (trying not to laugh and still talking under her breath) No. Me: Its retracted then. Officially. Rebecca: I mean, No. I would have written back written back L-O-V-E. Now be quiet. Me: Ok. Then I will reinstate my L-O-V-E text. Its officially reinstated now? Are we good? Rebecca: (Smiles and rolls her eyes) Me: Good. Im glad we cleared that up. Rebecca Jackson Brown
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 14:51:13 +0000
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