BEFORE I BECAME PRESIDENT: When I become the President, I will paint the sky and install some national air conditioner to reduce the heat of the sun over the entire country. NOW THAT I AM PRESIDENT: Citizens: So you lied to us right? Hafiz: No! I fooled you guys! Did you guys really believe those things? You were so gullible! Who ever paints the sky? And to put the national air conditioner thing up, Sierra Leone, Guinea, and Ivory Coast will have to help by building huge and high walls. You guys shouldnt expect me to fence this country just because you hate heat. And more to it, the Atlantic Ocean side of this country has to be fenced as well. For that, I can ask the Chinese to do it some kind of way. But the real problem will be with the ceiling part. Either it will leak or it will fall on us. So if you guys know what I know, you will just return to your normal businesses and wait for the next show! Thank you for your understanding. Citizens: O Hafiz, we like you O Hafiz, Da lay fact!
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 22:42:48 +0000
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