BLUEFOX 2 JUST LIKE THE MILITARY BALL PLAYERS YA GOTTA LOVE.............................................SPORTS QUOTES Last year we couldnt win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldnt think of anyplace else to play. - Harry Neale, professional hockey coach Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch. - Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver Im working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect. - Doug Sanders, professional golfer All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives See, theres a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. - Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers Pitcher When its third and ten, you can have the milk drinkers; Ill take the whiskey drinkers every time. - Max McGee, Green Bay Packers receiver I found out that its not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them dont care and the other twenty percent are glad youre having them. - Tommy LaSorda, LA Dodgers manager My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget. - E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances arent as good. - Vic Braden, tennis instructor When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did - but unfortunately it was Mrs. Koufaxs. - Tommy John N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery I dont know. I only played there for nine years. - Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost. - John Breen, Houston Oilers The film looks suspiciously like the game itself. - Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the Atlanta Falcons When Im on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo. - Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats. - Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner Because if it didnt work out, I didnt want to blow the whole day. - Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon. I have a lifetime contract. That means I cant be fired during the third quarter if were ahead and moving the ball. - Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach I wont know until my barber tells me on Monday. - Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game I tell him Attaway to hit, George. - Jim Frey, K.C. Royals manager when asked what advice he gives George Brett on hitting I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. - Bill Walton, Portland Trial Blazers Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash. - George MacIntyre, Vanderbilt football coach surveying the team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores. The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday. - Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach
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