Better safe than sorry is right. As of Prehistoric Times, at 11:00 a.m. on a Sunday, Northern standard time, I do not give Dinosaurs or Aliens or any entities associated with Dinosaurs or Aliens (up to and including Zombies) permission to use my pictures, information, or brains, both past and future (with exception of times visited via Tardis or Time Machine, which shall be considered fair game). By this statement, I give notice to Dinosaurs, Aliens and Zombies (which may be translated into Rawrs and GRRRRs via third party if need be) that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, eat, distribute, probe, de-brain, or take any other action against me based on this profile, genetic make up and/or my internal organs. The content of this profile and my fleshy, tasty body is private, unomnomnom-able and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law, pie to the face or awkward haunting (8008135 R-GR8 P00P-H013 and the Piss Take Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a giant platform for taking the Michael. All members must learn to have a sense of humour and blame it on the boogie, If you prefer, you can do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be allowing your friends a timeline free of cloned, mindless statements. DO NOT SHARE BOOGIES. You MUST copy, paste and take off your pants and shirt!
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 20:08:29 +0000