Blonde men jokes: -: >you may have seen some of these as Blonde jokes but they are much funnier when it is a blonde man >>Subject: Blonde men jokes >> >>A friend told the blonde man: Christmas is on a Friday this year >>>The blonde man then said, Lets hope its not the 13th. >>>------------------------------------ >>>Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. >>>One asked: What if one explodes before we get there? >>>The other says: Well lie and say we only found two. >>>------------------------------------ >>>A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: Did you find the shampoo? >>>He answers, Yes, but Im not sure what to do... its for dry hair, and Ive just wet mine. >>>------------------------------ >>>A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. >>>It says on the envelope DO NOT BEND . >>>He spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. >>>------------------------------------ >>>A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone >>>My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart! >>>Is this her first child? asks the Doctor. >>>No! he shouts, this is her husband! >>>------------------------------------ >>>A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. >>>A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. >>>The cop says, Thats your air freshener swinging about! >>>------------------------------------ >>>A blonde mans dog goes missing and he is frantic. >>>His wife says Why dont you put an ad in the paper? >>>He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. >>>What did you put in the paper? his wife asks. >>>Here boy! he replies. >>>------------------------------------ >>>A blonde man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him >>>hanging by his feet. >>>Just WHAT are you doing? he asks. >>>Hanging myself, the blond replies. >>>It should be around your neck says the guard. >>>I tried that, he replies, but then I couldnt breathe. >>>------------------------------------ >>>(This one actually makes sense.) >>> >>>An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? To which the blonde man replies: If they fell forward, theyd still be in the boat. >>> >
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 20:41:24 +0000
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