Bottle of wine? Dont mind if I do :/ haha. ha. So...Ezra does this - TopicsExpress



          

Bottle of wine? Dont mind if I do :/ haha. ha. So...Ezra does this thing where he climbs up on the edge of his playpen and just sits there. Well tonight he lost his balance and knocked the wind out of himself. Took me a while to calm him down. Then I sent Aiden to take a shower. Not 5 seconds after starting the shower did I hear him start screaming bloody murder. And when I say bloody murder, I mean 2 bone chilling, heart freezing, blood curdling screams. I jumped up and ran to the bathroom only to be plowed over by my naked 6 year old at the door, jumping and crying about a huge spider thing on the shower curtain. It was SO big! He said. So I grab the broom and poke at the curtain expecting to find Aragog and have a little chat with him about invasion of privacy and such. Well, quite fortunately, I did NOT happen to find giant man eating spider chilling in the shower. I did find, however, a little beady eyed 6 legged peeping tomhopper. I sat him down and we had a little chat over the importance of privacy and he was sorry and I sent him on his way. To his death. By Aidens shoe. I think I heard Aiden laughing as he smashed him repeatedly...
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 04:17:52 +0000

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