By Nitin Gupta: There was a king who was a WORK HORSE. A Sapera wanted to kill that king. So he let off his GREEN SNAKES in his backyard. But Guptchar ‘KABOOTAR’ had informed the guards (BULLDOGS) about the plan. So when the waiting Bulldogs spotted the snakes. They killed them. Since killing green snakes was against the Environment laws. The case became high profile. The Horse was already facing various charges under PETA for being unable to prevent the violent clash of HERBIVORES in 2002! He was now accused of conspiracy to murder. Few years later some of the bulldogs were arrested on the charges that the Nevalas were planted with snakes post murder to make it look like an encounter. On the other side, there was a HOLY COW. She was accused of CWG scam (COCONUT, WALLNUT & GROUNDNUT scam). 2G scam where the HOLY COWS along with some SOUTH INDIAN BUFFALOES grazed the 2nd GENERATION GRASS belonging to the GOATS! And the toothpaste scam, where they covered all the ‘800 POUND GORILLAS’ they nurtured with a WHITE paste to make them look like WHITE SHEEP by killing 99.9% germs of suspicion. Like the HORSE, the HOLY COW’s Family was also accused of the not being able to prevent massacres of thousands of LIONS OF PUNJAB in 84. The COWS had milked the Jungle dry. Meanwhile Poor EARTHWORMS in Maharastra were committing suicide because of drought. Plants were shedding their leaves. FOREIGN MIGRATORY BIRDS were leaving. Living standards of Jungle Animals fell below those of 70% human beings in India. And the poor sheep were beginning to question the status quo of the HOLY COWS Amidst all this, One day the investigating Parrot filed a chargesheet in the SNAKE encounter case that was corrected for grammer. Excerpts from grammar changes meeting between PARROT and the Master ‘FOX’ PARROT: Good Morning Sir, Hukm Kijea. MASTER: Given: State’s bulldogs kill 4 Snakes. To Prove: Female snake was actually an innocent FROG, and her encounter was fake!! PARROT: Sir, FBI (FROG BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION), IB (INTELLIGENCE BIRDS) & MHA’s (MINISTRY OF HERBIVOROUS ANIMALS) affidavit to the HC (Honest Cats) in 2009, all say the same thing that She was indeed a BABY SNAKE! MASTER: But she was a baby. How can a baby be dangerous? PARROT: Sir, remember 1991, a BABY LTTE TIGER assassinated one of your own King Horse! MASTER: Tabhie to today LTTE TIGERS ENDANGERED. Haha… Yeh lo mirch khao miththu and write that she was a FROG! PARROT: But why Sir? We can punish the bulldogs even if we admit she was a Snake. MASTER: Dekho Miththu, Saanp ko maara, log bolenge illegal hai. Par saanp hi to tha!!! Frog ko maara to encounter ‘ROG’ ban jaayega. Media ki Titliyan poochengi ROGUE state hai kya??? PARROT: Sir these are a lot of changes… Par aapne to phone par sirf grammer changes ka bola tha. MASTER: Grammer changes hi to hain mere Miththu… Safed daadi wale ghode ka PAST ‘TENSE’ hai, PRESENT PERFECT hai, to FUTURE JAIL MEIN CONTINUOUS banana hai! PARROT: Matlab Sir Snake ko Frog batana hai, aur bulldogs ko WOLF batana hain. MASTER: Bingo... PARROT: (In Awe) Sir aapka dimag to chacha chowdhry se bhi tej chalta hai. MASTER: Haha… Thanks…. to Likho... The FROG is innocent, and encounter was fake. PARROT: LOL. So is our chargesheet!!! MASTER: ROTFL… PARROT: Sir, bura mat manna, but you are appeasing snakes in the name of Equality and Minority. Isn’t that insulting to the INNOCENT SHEEP that lost their lives in 7/11 on the train tracks or the SITTING DUCKS in 26/11 in Mumbai Forest Reserves who lost their lives to the snakes of the same SAPERA. MASTER: Let’s just say, we are the only ENVIRONMENT friendly animals in this Jungle. PARROT: Sir, You can’t appease the ‘CARNIVOROUS SNAKES’ just because they are of the same color as the ‘HERBIVORES’ from your Vote Bank! MASTER: Our motto of Environment Justice is Go GREEN! PARROT: Sir is that why the GOI (GOOSE-GANG OF INDIA) is killing the ‘ADIVASI ANTS’ so that your ‘ GREEN CORPORATE GRASSHOPPER’ friends can then send their ‘WOODPECKERS’ to mine the Forests. MASTER: Don’t talk about those Ants to me. They are ‘RED’. That’s why the place is called the RED CORRIDOR! Those ANTS are SNAKES. We are sending ARMY ANTS with ‘Laxman Rekha’ to clear the RED ANTS. It’s called operation ‘GREENHUNT’ PARROT: What an irony Sir, You are killing the REDS and calling the operation GREENHUNT!!!! MASTER: There is no Irony, if you are a CHAMELEON! LOL!!! PARROT: Haha… or a FOX!!! But What if the SC (SUPREME CATS) find out ? MASTER: Don’t worry our LEGAL EAGLES are working on it 24*7. And off the record, some of the Supreme Cats are… PARROT: You mean to say… MASTER: Some of them YES!! I mean… All our ACTUAL shepheards in the 2G, CWG (COCONUT, WALLNUT & GROUNDNUT) scam were let off PARROT: Sir fake encounters to aap bhi karate hain, why make only this Horse the SCAPE GOAT? MASTER: Because we want OWL G to have all the honey in the BEE-HIVE PARROT: OWL G!!! But isn’t he always sleeping? MASTER: That’s called ‘daydreaming’ you dumb parrot. PARROT: Hmmm and what’s with the soft corner for snakes? MASTER: Because we believe ‘Power is Poison!’ PARROT: then why do the donkeys keep saying that Power is the rate of doing work! MASTER: Because they are donkeys & because they believe that power can be measured in ‘Horse Powers!’ PARROT: Sir, Poora Jungle aapne bech diya hai. ‘EARTHWORMS’ in Maharastra and across the Jungle are dying because of drought. Your obvious appeasement of Carnivores!! Itni gandagi machane ke baad bhi why do the BATS in the Indian Media still bat for you? MASTER: Because BATS are COLOR BLIND Miththu!!!!!! Hehe… PARROT: Haha… MASTER: Hahaahhahahahahaha Inko UV spectrum mein hi dikhai deta hai!!!! PARROT: Hahahaha …Color Blind… Hahahahaahahah... (Catches breath) Speaking of color Sir, What color is our HOLY COW? Jiske bare mein no BAT even dares to speak. MASTER: Well, the HOLY COW is white, because She is a TERMITE. & No animal dares to fight a termite because a termite is always right!!!! PARROT: Sir, you can be on FOX News MASTER: Hahaha… Chaliye jayiye Kuch din to Gujrat mein gujariye!!!! (Laughing hysterically) Hahaha…
Posted on: Sat, 06 Jul 2013 00:58:03 +0000