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By posting this status I hereby assert my ability to avoid arrest for any illigal action I take in the near or distant future. By code 11, 33, 46 and 24 I hereby declare myself immune from law enforcement action, as well as any action forgone by any authority figure I may ever come across. Thank god my status has always doubled as a forum for legal documentation. And just by posting it, it makes it law! That was so easy!! Thanks facebook. You always teach me so much.

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