CATHOLIC PRIESTS CLAIM SATAN IS ATTACKING MEXICO -- I WONDER IF - TopicsExpress



          

CATHOLIC PRIESTS CLAIM SATAN IS ATTACKING MEXICO -- I WONDER IF THIS WILL BE LIKE THE KILLER BEE PROBLEM? OR IF WE BEEF UP THE BORDER PATROL AND PASS OUT CRUCIFIXES IF THAT WILL HELP? WAIT, I KNOW! THE U.S. GOVERNMENT COULD PAY THE POPE TO BLESS THE WATER -- MAYBE GO SCUBA DIVING -- IN ONE OF THE GREAT LAKES. NEXT, A NATIONAL WATER-PIPE CONSTRUCTION PROJECT...YOU KNOW TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. LAY A SERIES OF HUGE WATER LINES ALONG EVERY STATE BORDERING MEXICO AND SPRAY THE HOLY WATER ALONG THE ALMOST 2,000 MILE STRETCH. FARMERS WOULD BENEFIT. IF WE LEGALIZED POT AND DECLARED THAT THE NATIONS MARIJUANA PATCH WE COULD HAVE THE NATIONAL DEBT PAID OFF IN A DECADE. --DM
Posted on: Tue, 26 Nov 2013 11:54:47 +0000

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