CHEMISTRY TEACHERS WAKIKATIANA MAN : Baby gal, are you an - TopicsExpress



          

CHEMISTRY TEACHERS WAKIKATIANA MAN : Baby gal, are you an atom (single) LADY : Yes, a free atom of valency 1 (very reactive and easily irritated on water and fears bathing because water reacts with her skin.) MAN : Thats scary and explosive. LADY : Just kidding. I am of valency 4. If you lose me I neither gain nor lose anything. MAN : In other words valency 4 means friends with benefits. So can we bond?? LADY : Of course but we must only bond with weak Van Der Waals forces. MAN : Hehe. Meaning no commitment and strong strings attached. So will you strike my iron when its hot?? LADY : On condition that you be my solvay process to solve my financial issues. MAN : Money is not a problem because I can also buy you expensive distilled solvents (liquor) LADY : Oh man you so romantic. Your love is like hydrogen. It makes my heart beat with a pop sound. MAN: Lets go to the lab
Posted on: Wed, 09 Oct 2013 09:33:26 +0000

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