Cator99: Hallllooooo???? Antrophagus: Hi, Cator, what do you do professionally, that you are up so late at night? Cator99: I can’t sleep well anymore because of our meeting Antrophagus: That’s a sensible reason. Yesterday I was incredibly tired, it was a stressful day Cator99: I’m in telecommunications Antrophagus: Oh, that sounds interesting Cator99: I believe you Antrophagus: I’m looking forward to our meeting, it will definitely be really cool Cator99: I want it to be! I hope it’ll be really cool. Are you setting an alarm clock????? Antrophagus: It’s only a few days until March 9 Cator99: Still, I would have rather met you yesterday and felt your teeth Antrophagus: One can’t have everything. There’s still some time before you really feel my teeth Cator99: I hardly know what to expect. Have you slaughtered a man before? Antrophagus: Unfortunately, only in my dreams, but in my thoughts I do it every night Cator99: So I’m the first? You have eaten human flesh before, or you haven’t? Antrophagus: No, you don’t exactly find it in the supermarket, unfortunately Cator99: How do you know if it will taste good to you, or that the blood won’t make you sick? Antrophagus: I’m readying myself with my dreams. Once I was so excited I grabbed a needle and drew my own blood so I could drink it Cator99: And your blood, it tasted good to you? Antrophagus: It was quite tasty. Once I was drilling some holes and the drill slipped right into my hand, that was a real treat. Blood is the juice of life. It contains everything a person needs for nutrition Cator99: Then I hope you won’t wilt, that you can really see it through without a problem Antrophagus: To bite into your penis will certainly not be easy—living flesh is somewhat more resistant than fried—but one thing is certain: our dream will be fulfilled Cator99: But there’s not so much in it as there is in muscle Antrophagus: Yeah, but the penis is principally a spongy material filled with blood Cator99: For both our sakes, I hope that’s true. I hope you have also already thought about what’s to be done with the rest. Fulfilling the dream shouldn’t become a nightmare for you. No one will know where I’ve disappeared to Antrophagus: After you’re dead, I’ll take you out and expertly carve you up. Except for a pair of knees and some fleshy trash (skin, cartilage, tendons), there won’t be much of you left Cator99: There will be a good bit, like the knees, I hope you have a good hiding place for them Antrophagus: I’ll dry out the knees and grind them up soon after Cator99: Okay, they’re good as fertilizer, I heard that once. I see you’ve thought about it. Good! Sounds like I’m the first Antrophagus: And you won’t be the last, hopefully. I’ve already considered catching a young person from the street, but I would rather kill only those who want to be killed Cator99: That also doesn’t sound bad. But yeah, seeing as it’s not so totally legal, this is in my eyes better than yanking somebody directly off the street Antrophagus: Exactly, I’d do it, if it were legal
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 23:42:10 +0000