Chances of dying from heart disease: 4 to 1 Odds of getting - TopicsExpress



          

Chances of dying from heart disease: 4 to 1 Odds of getting hemorrhoids: 25 to 1 Odds of being killed in a car accident: 77 to 1 Odds of being Canonized: 20,000,000 to 1. Odds of catching the Ebola virus: Less than all the above. Tips to avoiding the Ebola virus: 1. Try your best not to exchange bodily fluids with anyone who has been diagnosed with Ebola. 2. Refrain from the urge of touching someone who has died from Ebola, especially without rubber gloves or hand sanitizer. 3. Try not to be bitten by any fruit bats of the Pteropodidae family. 4. Conversely, do not eat any fruit bats of the Pteropodidae family without cooking thoroughly. 5. Take better care of your heart. Thatll kill you WAY before Ebola does!
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 00:56:47 +0000

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