Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris isnt even funny. Stop laughing.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Jul 2013 00:00:42 +0000
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