Couldnt resist this one...enjoy A farmer is on the hill top with his herd.... A helicopter suddenly lands and a handsome man comes out. He approaches the farmer with a swagger and tells him, if I can tell you accurately the number of cows u have wil u allow me to take one of your calves? FAMER thinks and says okay. The man presses an app on his smartphone and gets the satellite image to indicate where he is, he then sends his co - ordinates to ISRO- which then photographs the area for him. he then calls ISRO to identify all living things in the radius of the hill top and gets an answer 35. He deducts 2 and tells farmer... you have 33 cows. Farmer says ok you can have one of my calves. As the man is trying to load the animal on to his helicopter, the FARMER says; if I tell u r name will u return my calf? The guy says ok. The farmer says : U r RAHUL GANDHI. The man is shocked, he says, how did you know ? Farmer says, its Easy, u came here when no one invited you, u used millions of tax payers money to give me information which I have known for years By the way these are sheep not cows and could u please return my dog...
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 07:32:10 +0000
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