Coven - American Horror American Horror Story: Best of the best .... What an episode! Murders! Incest! Half bestiality! Underage drinking! Flashbacks! Humor! A solitaire-playing voodoo queen with a kick ass throne! A Swamp witch! Slavery role reversal! Bizarre fertility ritual involving goats blood and boiling baby gravy! Cancer news! Throat slashing! A zombie frankenboy! Religious zealots! Mind reading! Fire starter! Pool playing! Pot smoking! Patti LuPone! Tho’ gotta wonder if any schooling actually goes on here, in between bloody rug changes. Angela Bassett and Kathy Bates are giving Jessica Lange a serious run for her money this season. Those three ladies are making this season the most entertaining one by far, though both Murder House and Asylum had deeper characters at this point. LaLaurie watching Obama on the Magic Box … Kathy Bates, how I love you - let me count the ways. This coven doesnt need a new Supreme, it needs a new rug might just be the best line ever! In addition to her I lived a disreputable life, but I lived it in style, and I plan to go out the same way. Damn, Jessica Lange can do no wrong. There comes a point every season when I think of how to describe this show to people, and whether or not it is worth it to try to explain. That point, this season would be, ... and then Gabourey Sidibe began masturbating before trying to seduce a Minotaur. Queenie took this show to a whole new level, one I did not need to witness.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 19:12:46 +0000
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