Day 2. The quitting smoking saga. Do not: speak to me, touch me, shout for me, wave at me or breath and we shall encounter no problems. Failure to adhere to the above will result in mass homicide. I have no mercy. To the teenage lump that thought it was a brilliant idea to launch an already sucked chupa chupp lolly at me this morning - I will find you, you arrogant little ball of destruction and I will turn you inside out and dip you in a bag of salt. Ill also buy you a cat, let you fall in love with said cat and then one night, sneak into your house and punch you in the back of the head. Im doing so well.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 12:39:03 +0000
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