Dear Evolution, I have a few issues with your technique. Before I get into my issues with you Id like to start off by saying, thank you. Ive seen what you did to the dinosaurs and now that youve turned them into basically McNuggets, and Buffalo Wings I sincerely thank you for sparing Humans from such a horrible fate. But as I said, I do have a few issues with you. 1.) Ear Hair... Your choice of keratin distribution in old age is interesting to say the least. From our heads we loose up to 60% of our body heat. So, I understand, beards, mustaches, nose hair etc... But whats up with ear hair? I mean it doesnt make any sense. And Baldness? Why? Shouldnt the tops of our heads remain insulated? Moving on. 2,) Why cant I have a Tapetum lucidum in both eyes? I mean seriously? Humans have no claws, no sharp teeth, no impressive running speed in relation to other animals, so would it make sense to give us stellar night vision? Instead youve giving us the the remarkable adaptation to wake up really really easily. Thanks. Thanks a buttload. I enjoy being a member of the only species on the planet that suffers from insomnia. 3.) Last but not least... Chromosome 2. Thank you for making it our largest Chromosome...packed FULL of potential genetic defects. Those are some pretty big ones, but Id also like to bring up a positive in closing. Lactose Tolerance. This is a trait that Humans have developed and without it, perhaps there would be no cheese. Cheese to go on my chicken sandwich.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 02:57:31 +0000
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