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Dear Futon, I hate you. You disrupt my sleep and tourment my body. A bed of nails would be more comfortable than you. Why must you be so crappy? How I long to dismantle you and let my daughter use you for whatever play equipment she desires. You would serve better purpose as monkey bars, or a ladder onto the back porch. I believe your days are numbered. Im stealing your thin foam mattress and making a pallet on the floor. Sleepless night and the numbing sensation you cause in my ribs, i can endure no more. I come to you seeking refuge, and you only cause me misery. I hate you futon, worse than i ever have before.
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 06:03:26 +0000

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