Dear aNONymous: I didnt give you my number so why are you calling me? I dont know you but clearly you wanna know me. Maybe the best way is for us to answer a few questions about each other: Are you in high school still? cause Im almost 40 years old. Do you need something to do with your time? I have plenty to do in my life. Are you bored with yourself? My life is entertaining, and Im livin it. Do you need a friend? I have only a handful of REAL friends and not looking for others. Are you gettin laid at all? (censored)...I have memories of past exploits that are hot enough to where I can say Ive had my fair share.( since you brought that up) Are you happy? Im lovin me right about now. Maybe thats why you are drawn to me. Does it entertain you to think that you can be on my phone with me not knowing who you are? I am also entertained at the fact that I DONT know who you are, so we have that in common. It kinda makes me smile that you are not a part of my life. Do you remember being in eighth grade? On the rare chance that I get to interact with someone on this level, it reminds me of those younger years, thats why I ask. Was that you on my voice mail as well? Honestly, I couldnt make out what you were saying and damn sure didnt recognize the voice, so... Are you afraid to speak and so you just keep hangin up? I answer because I want you to know that whatever you are looking for I dont intend to give it to you. Its the same way I deal with telemarketers. I mean, theyll never know that I am not buyin what theyre sellin if I dont face them, right? I wish youd go head and speak so we can get to the bottom of this fiasco. Is something missing from your life? Im not lookin, checkin, askin, or inquiring about anything that youre doing, so I guess we somewhat differ in that department? Do I turn you on? I asked because in all those texts where you were pretending to need artwork, but yet coming on to me, it seemed as though you were...gettin off? I only refused because...well...that dont really turn me on, yo. I hope this gives you a bit more insight into where this relationship is going. Now that you know a bit more about what you dont know and wont know about me, I hope you really can carry on wit carryin on. I wanna help you with that. Thats why Im sharing. Its not YOU its ME. You can find suuuuuuch better victims for your pranks. I hope I didnt mess it up too much for you when I immediately kinda let you know in the first few exchanges that since I knew I didnt know you, I knew you wanted to know what you thought you knew about me.(let that marinate) I spell aNONymous this way because you are about as much a NON factor as the last prank caller I had. A NON issue. And listen...I know you just felt compelled to try to find anyway you could to interact with me because, well...I am JUST THAT FASCINATING TO YOU...BUT... its just not working out. I hope this helps and I hope this clears the air. Call me if you need more closure...I am here for you in that way and I want whats best for me. You should too. Im no good for you. The Deeper you try to go, the deeper I get into you...and ...you might not like what I show you. Sincerely, None of yours truly. p.s. #IRebukeTheDevilInTheNameOfJesusChrist
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 08:38:18 +0000
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