Dear world: The President of the United States publicly stated last night that the US will no longer attempt to deport you if you manage to get into our country and arent a violent criminal offender (and even then there are options). Even if the police arrest youre pretty darn safe. Welcome to the US. A few tips: Be sure to have a baby on US soil quickly, it is your ticket to riches beyond anything you could achieve in your country. There are plenty of places that can provide you with a stolen identity so you can work. Everything else is pretty much on the trust system -- including voting. Just have an electric bill at a local address with the name of the person whos identity you stole and youre pretty much go to go. However, if you want to come here legally... well good luck with that. Already in the country on a legal visa? What, are you stupid or something, next time pay the cartels to sneak you across the border. America, what a country!
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 04:36:21 +0000
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