Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth both die on the same day, an both go before St Peter to see if they will be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately theres only one place left that day, so St Peter must decide which of them gets in. St Peter asks Dolly if there is some particular reason she should go to heaven ? So she takes off her top and says look at these they are the most perfect ones God ever created and Im sure it will please him to see them everyday for eternity. St Peter thanks Dolly and asks Queen Elizabeth the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out her bag, shakes it up and douches with it. St Peter says ok your Majesty you may go in. Dolly is outraged, what the hell was all that about ? I show you two of Gods most perfect creation and Im denied admission to heaven. She performs a disgusting hygiene act and gets in I dont get it! Sorry Dolly says St. Peter. But a royal flush beats a pair any day
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 03:23:06 +0000
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