During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: Dont move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. *This is called Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a molest! *This is called Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!* When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): Big brother, lets count how much we got. The older robber rebutted and said: You are very silly. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank! *This is called Experience. ”Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! * After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. *This is called Swimming with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!* The supervisor says: It will be good if there is a robbery every month. *This is called Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job*. The next day, the TV news reported that $ 100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief! *This is called Knowledge is worth as much as gold!* The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. *This is called Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!* So who are the real robbers here? LIKE + COMMENT + SHARE THIS JOKE...
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 08:08:14 +0000
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