EMPIRE VS THE ALLIANCE Here we go boys. The Rebel Alliance will try their hardest. Loda Skyw[A]lker will likely be in the hard carry position. Using the force, he will try to cs his way to be the top networth of the whole galaxy, then, depending on the Rebel Alliances casualty level as determined by the power of Empire and and the feeding of one of the weakest jedi, EGM, they will try either to 1-Use Lodas ratting abilities, when he will likely be forced into a corner whereupon he will put the whole team on his back and carry all his tie and y wing fighters into the heart of the Empires farming lands (usually under cover of smoke) or 2-barring this, he will begin to split push, an ancient method whereby he barrels down a lane, laying waste to the onslaught of Empires creeps, while his team tries to distract the Empire without feeding away too many of their desperate lives. Hope, it would seem, will be right around the corner. Little will the rebel Alliance know, fate has other plans. In his quest to all-or-nothing farm, Loda will forget what it meant to lead, and he will watch as his jedi friends commit abhorrent misplays, such as diving towers to get kills on peon supports, then dying themselves, the great feedings of the traitorous EGM, just to name a few. Some will be picked off Silent-ly, others, according to the Resolution pre-planned by the Empire, while still others will whisper Aloha into the ears of the Empire, before realizing they Always wanted to Fly into the clutches of Darth Yoky. In a final grasp at life, Loda Skyw[A]lker will gather his bleak force, smoke up one last time, and march middle, looking for a new hope. They may take a few casualties from the Empire, but in the end, the Empire will strike once more and the jedi master Loda will dieback, then, knowing his return to be impossible, type the letters gg into allchat, and the Rebel Alliance will be no more. Thus will end this JD masters trilogy. hahahahahahahaha
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 14:16:24 +0000
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