Every morning I wake up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as I head to the bathroom and brush my teeth. I feel like washing the slimy film from my mouth first thing in the morning just opens up the myriad of possibilities to the random, inspiring or even life changing things that may come out of it throughout the day (insert me bowing gracefully here). Anyway, as you know, I am currently a hostage of my couch because trying to walk from point A to point B is about as much fun as peeing gasoline onto a bush of fire . Even a quick trip to the bathroom takes 26 mins, 12 cuss words, 3 silent prayers and the assistance of at least one other human. It is the definition of ridiculous. So... While my mouth is begging for me to make friends with my toothbrush, my body is in outright rebellion at the very thought of trying to hobble up the stairs, flamingo style. Luckily, a good friend dropped off this pack of gum a few days ago. I highly doubt her intention was help me subsidies the lack of Crest and Brush action that is not occurring as often as it should to maintain the hygienic status quo but desperate times call for desperate measures. I feel like this might actually be a two piece of gum kind of morning. #givemeadouble #hobobreathinthemorning #suddenlyshameless #Iusedtohavestandards #keepinitclassy
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:57:54 +0000
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