FINGER PRINTS and...Of course this will also include a DNA sample and those popular roadside field sobriety/urinalysis tests and random cavity searches. For your added safety we will also be removing the doors on your government owned apartment so we can better serve your security needs then when we come through with drug and gun sniffing dogs we will be less of a bother, As well when we walk through we can see that you are watching the proper TV channels in a joint partnership operation with the NSA who will monitor you PC traffic as well for your own safety we can’t have you watching things like FOX News or Glenn Becks TV network “The Blaze” Counselors will be available to insure you don’t accidently get the wrong opinions from those shows, such as you have rights or some mumbo jumbo about individual liberty. Oh and by the way as we were passing through we noticed that salt and those 24oz sodas on your table Here we will take those with us so you can make a better food choice, here I will leave you some Monsanto GMO veggies instead …Now don’t you feel better about that choice YOU made. I also noticed you had a butter knife on the table you weren’t thinking of using that to defend yourself were you??? Because you know you have a duty to retreat, sure it’s a little tough here on the 11th floor when you go out a window but certainly you wouldn’t want to be responsible for violating some criminals civil rights, would you? Don’t worry with the camera we set up here in your house and the one on your computer that we can access. We will know when you are in trouble and when seconds count the police (state) will only be minutes away! ….Don’t ever forget we’re with the government and we are here to help.
Posted on: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 23:26:02 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015