Father of all non veg: A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father--- Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?? Surprised father answered-- Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20s, a womans are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions. Son--Onions? Father---Yes, you see them and they make you cry.😭? This made his wife and daughter mad😡. So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?? The mother smiled and answered-- Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree. Daughter-A Christmas tree? Mom-Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.😝😂 Merry Xmas
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 15:18:45 +0000
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