Few epiphanies came to mind while watching #Gravity - The first person to die in an outer space calamity has to be an Indian/Asian.. Even before he dies.. he would rather enjoy his time jay walking than work because that is why he came to NASA so that the white man could work till he danced to titillating songs in outer space. - Lack of oxygen to your brain rather than marijuana can cause hallucinations that make you see George Clooney in real life. Kids dont try this at home.. I tried it.. I couldnt even see #AmirLiaqat or #Mathira! - Sandra Bullocks script till the mid was panting in 6 different languages hence the romance between her and George Clooney couldnt flourish. Additionally, the movie looked less about George Clooney or Sandra Bullock but the movies main protagonist were Sandra Bullocks legs.. which got the most screen time! - American astronauts get screwed over by those Russians (those pesky people are always up to no good) only to use an un-manned Chinese space-station just hovering innocently in Orbit. Must be due to the Chinese chirping busily in factories working over time churning out that iPhone 5s and iPad Air. - After crash landing your shuttle onto Earth, the first thing you realize is not oxygen to breathe but touching the soil singing Meri Desh Ki Dharti sona Ugley Ugley Heeray Moti!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 21:38:10 +0000
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