First Aid, texan style A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her. Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys. The woman signaled No, desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe? asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head No. With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the womans butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer. His partner said in admiration, Ya know, Id heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I aint never seen nobody do it.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 10:30:18 +0000
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