Fluzis Burns & Brags for Family Dog Obedience Human Companions!!! Please be considerate of a few Companion Canine guidelines: 1. Please use some form of restrained (crate or seat-belt harness) to keep us safe in a moving vehicle---WE ARE NOT AN AIR-BAG, keep us off of your lap. 2. Please allow us access to the inside of the house---We are very social creatures, we want to hang out with the Pack/Family---WE ARE NOT A LAWN ORNAMENT. 3. Please do not speak to us as though we have a vested interest in your feelings---we really dont care and...WE ARE NOT YOUR THERAPIST. 4. Please do not overfeed us---YOU DONT WANT A FAT-ASS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE CANINES DO? 5. Please teach your two-legged puppies to respect our personal space---WE DO NOT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS, WE HAVE TEETH TO HELP US MANAGE YOUR WEE LITTLE HUMAN. 6. If you fail to teach us your rules and boundaries---WE WILL TEACH OURSELVES...MWA HA HA! 7. Just because our parents were champions doesnt mean we will be a champion. Just like humans, poor breeding (genetically flawed) and a lack of early behavior, social and environmental learning will lead to serious relationship issues...CHAMPIONS ARE DEVELOPED, NOT BORN. 8. Please do not walk us on the street/sidewalk when its 100 degrees outside, or take your shoes off and join us as we develop 3RD DEGREE BURNS ON THE BOTTOM OF OUR PADS. ...MORE TO COME SOON!!!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:52:55 +0000
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