For my next birthday... I would like to have an inder bed box made to hold real life Wayne Brady to keep. I want to keep him and convert to the sect of Latter Day Saints (that I am the founder of) that allows good women to take multiple husbands. He will be my second- and he will read me all the ingredients of my recipe books so I can sleep like an angel every night. He will brush my hair without his arm getting tired and he will grade and edit my first husbands papers, so HE can take over brushing when my husband Wayne gets fatigued. He will never tire of my jokes or Netflux marathons and he will get along wonderfully with my first husband- he will read books in funny voices to the children and chum around with my father and go to the dentist for me so I dont have to. And I will love them both with equal ferver
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 21:15:02 +0000
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