For the first time in six years I have missed this holiday... There is always next year. Looking back through my notes of the previous years. I came across something weird and interesting. I had made up my own holiday. It all started on Christmas Eve... Ominous yes. I was walking downtown Reno and this SUV had crossed from across the street directly into my path. Annoying... and the window rolled down and inside was a lady of some elderly years. She inquired if I was homeless. Looking down at myself , just to make sure I wasnt dressed like some vagabond. I wasnt that time. Before I could answer I was hit between the eyes with a envelope.. it was rather sharp mind you. The elderly woman sped off in a spray of carbon heavy slush which sprayed all over me and her echoing call of God Bless. Now looking like I was homeless and grossly damp I picked up the envelope. Inside was an insane amount of money. What to do with all this dough? Make my own holiday, Dec 24th is Christmas Eve but to me it is also called. The Day no Stripper Went Hungry!. Rock on and peace out. English Bob,
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 23:45:05 +0000
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