Friday, an announcement is made to the people of Afghanistan that due to all the blood and treasure we lost trying to eliminate the Taliban and Al Qaeda, we will begin an all out assault on their heroin trade. Next Monday, we will begin the systematic carpet bombing of every poppy field and processing plant, known and unknown (we do know where they all are). This will allow the Afghanistan people to vacate the areas around the poppy fields and production sites to minimize collateral damage. Once the destruction of the heroin trade is accomplished an announcement will be made that all foreign aid will be stopped immediately, other than our ally Israel, until we deem their government is reforming and not under the influence of Islamic fundamentalists, the Taliban or Al Qaeda. Once here all our able bodied veterans are to be offered jobs patrolling our borders, especially the Southwestern border. After all our troops are home announce to the world that AMERICA IS CLOSED! We are closed for a period of 2 years until we reform the many systemic defects we have in our economy, jobs, trade, regulations and energy policies. Then and only then can we discuss any "comprehensive immigration reform". Afghanistan: The graveyard of empires.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:04:51 +0000
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