Geofolks, Apparently this year I, your two term, self-appointed, supreme benevolent dictator am to participate in an actual election to defend my title. Over the past two years I have done virtually nothing but look down at the student body (you folks) with extreme contempt while spending your hard paid cash on frivolous luxuries such as crowns and scepters. Over the next year I plan on expanding my embezzlement towards erecting a bronze statue of myself in front of the faculty to lord over all who enter. Running with me is Rachel Kramchynsky, be sure to vote for her too by checking both boxes (hers and mine). Running against us are two unnamed individuals who, if elected, will enslave the faculty to carry themselves around on a palanquin, take our guns, and probably club seals for the sheer joy of it. Polls will be open Thursday (the 23rd) and Friday (the 24th) from 9:00AM-4:00PM, see you all there. Just remember, change is scary, vote for Skye and Rachel, vote for stagnancy.
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 20:10:43 +0000