George Neo Phiri Sugo wa chabe! Choolwe is a Grade 12 pupil at Neganega School. The teacher ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didnt do the homework. CHOOLWE WROTE: ------------------------ Dear Teacher, Im sorry I could not do the homework on time because I was tired afterwatching televison. Thank you. ------------------------ The teacher warns him to write a formal letter with mature English or reflective of a Grade 12 lest he be punished... HE WROTE: ----------------------- Dear Our Knowledge Conduit, My sovereign persona is thoroughly apologetic for my sordid academic behavioural inactivity or academic hybernation as regards the assignment. Unfortunately, our Smart Samsung 51 Inch LED 3D -HDTV was visually competitive in relation to the somewhat boring and difficult assignment, prompting me to fall prey to its seduction to the detriment of the assignment. Ultimately, my exhaustion directed my nocturnally loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half dead albeit still breathing in the process. Regards... Choolwe!!
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 05:00:10 +0000
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