Good day to you Gentlemen and Ladies of our Corps of Engineers. The Duck presents our Saturday feature blast from the past for your delectation and amusement! Have a great Saturday to one and all!!! WE ARE THE GENTLEMEN FROM THE CORPS OFNGINEERS We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers, We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers. Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, and come along with us, For we dont give a damn for any old man who dont give a damn about us. A drop short and a Sapper were sipping out of cans The drop short told the Sapper “out drink me if you can” The drop short took one sip and his face turned olive green The Sapper kept on drinking, it was only gasoline!! I heard a story once, from a MP friend of mine He got called to a local bar they called the front line Arriving there he saw, 20 drop shorts lined against the wall And one tough od Sapper just a whopping on them all! Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride. To show to all the villagers her lovely lily white hide. The most observant villager, an Engineer of course, Was the only one that noticed that Godiva rode a horse. Ive come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far, With the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar. The man who took her of her stead, and stood her to her beers, Was of course a Gentleman from the Corps of Engineers. Now Caesar went to Egypt at the age of fifty-three, But Cleopatras blood was warm, her heart was young and free, And every night when Julius said goodnight at three oclock, There was a Roman Engineer just waiting round the block. My father was a miner in the upper malamute My mother was hostess in a house of ill repute! They kicked me out of house and home in my tender years I told them both to go to hell and I joined the Corps of Royal Engineers! UBIQUE!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 11:02:39 +0000
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