HOW IS > NORMA? > > This is > hilarious!! > > A sweet > grandmother > Telephoned St. Joseph s > Hospital. She timidly asked, > Is it possible to > speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is > doing? > > The > operator said, > Ill be glad to > help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the > patient? > > The > grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, > Norma Findlay, Room 302 . > > The operator > replied, > Let me put you on hold > while I check with the nurses station for that > room. > > After a few minutes, the operator > returned to the phone and > said, > I have good news. Her nurse just told me that > Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood > work just came back normal and her > Physician, Dr. Cohen, > has scheduled her to be discharged > tomorrow. > > The > grandmother said, > Thank you. Thats > wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the > good > News. > > The > operator replied, > Youre more than > welcome. Is Norma your daughter? > > The > grandmother said, No, Im Norma Findlay in > Room 302. No one tells me shit. > > TRUE > STORY >
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 22:41:32 +0000
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