HOW TO WIN A CONFRONTATION AND SHUT SOMEONE UP IN A FEW SIMPLE WORDS !!! picture the scene, nice quiet sat morn hack. Some idiot come speeding round a bend and sees us and on coming car, slams on brakes and skids across the road in a big pick up lorry. Leonie Alldrick..... SLOW DOWN!!! driver pulls up besides us and frantically unwinds window.. WHAT DID YOU SAY !! LEONIE ... slow down DRIVER... I was only doing 50. LEONIE.. well you need to go slower!!! DRIVER.... I WAS I NORMALLY DO 60. LEONIE... Its not compulsary to drive at the speed limit you can go slower !!! DRIVER.... I was going slower. ME... thats why you couldnt stop, these roads are very slippy you need to be carefull and slow down or youl cause an accident, you never know whats round the bend, thats all were saying !! DRIVER.. I WAS DRIVING SLOW I WAS GOING 10 MPH SLOWER. LEONIE.. well it wasnt slow enough. ME... it actually states in the highway code, when roads are wet they become slippy and you have to slow right down becauses the braking distance becomes allot more .. DRIVER. just about to come back with yet another answer when LEONIE jumps in and says... Wait for it........... MAYBE IF YOU WERENT SMOKING DOPE YOUD BE A BIT MORE ALLERT !!!!! as a strong smell of weed wafts towards us and the sight of some smoke slowly rising from his other hand. !!! Which he was obviously trying to hide ;-) DRIVER SPED OFF MOUNTING KERB ON NEXT BEND !!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL AN OSCAR WINNING PERFORMACE BY LEONIE ALLDRICK !!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 09:57:15 +0000
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