Hillarious one... 😄 Husband and Wife in Court Discussion ..... 😠 The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child? 🏃 Wife jumped up and said: Your Honour I brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour So it should be in My Custody. 😢 The Judge turns 2 Husband & says What do You have to say in your defence? The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says..... Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machines or Mine? 😲 Yeh sunke...Wife replied: Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera.. Doodh bhi Mera... Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka 😱 Husband replied : Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri? 😣 Frustrated Judge (Getting mad): 😳 Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati..😠😡😁😚😏
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 20:16:12 +0000
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