Holy Humour **A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, I know what the Bible means! His father smiled and replied, What do you mean, you know what the Bible means? The son replied, I do know! Okay, said his father. What does the Bible mean? Thats easy, Daddy... the young boy replied excitedly, It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth. (This one is my favorite) There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. Is there anything breakable in here? asked the postal clerk. Only the Ten Commandments. answered the lady. Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good morning, Lord, and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good Lord, its morning. A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldnt find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: I have circled the block 10 times. If I dont park here, Ill miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses. When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note Ive circled this block for 10 years. If I dont give you a ticket Ill lose my job. Lead us not into temptation. There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, its still out there in your pockets.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 09:40:08 +0000
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