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Holy lies -- a man died and went to heaven. He noticed many clocks hanging around so he asked St. Peter, what are those clocks? The saint replied, those are clocks of lies. When a person lies, hands of his clock moves. This one is Pope Benedict XVIs clock. It has never moved. This one is President Noynoy Aquinos , it is always moving. REMARKABLE ! The man said. But wheres Gloria Arroyos clock ? St. Peter said , Its in Jesus office. HeKs using it as an electric fan ! Hahaha

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