I am now accepting girlfriend applications. No experience needed, No necessary skills required, Ability to cook is not a necessity as employer has mediocre kitchen skills, Must find motorcycles and fast cars attractive, Employee will never be required to suffer through football OR video game watch as employer finds these activities boring and unproductive towards more permanent goals, Employer also has internal laundry services, While clocked in, tenet must operate on an equal level of respect and be okay with netflix, Cannot be married or involved with current significant other. Clause-Associating with associates of employer in any manner other than strictly platonic automatically bars you from employment before/during the hiring process. #100true Lmfao
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 02:47:42 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015