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I asked God to give me more patience, and Im telling you not to do that. God has a huge sense of humor....I was sitting outside enjoying the sun and morning sounds and a perfect cup of coffee, couldnt get any better. Well, the tacos I ate the night before started screaming to come out! I got up holding my butt cheeks together as hard as I could. I sat there for awhile waiting to make sure I was done. I reached over to grab the TP and there was an empty roll with pieces on it here and there. I looked around to see if those wet wiper things were there..nothing! So, I hollared,wheres the toilet paper? Someone hollaredin the HALL closet! Well, by the time I was done screaming for some damn TP, I got hemroids!!! Then I had to clean the toilet! Yes I have patience and my own roll of toilet paper. So, becareful what you ask for!

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