I dont know why other people go to the gym -- but I go there so I can eat fries and drink a lot of pints and still not look like Fat Bastard (from the AP movies, of course). Shallow, yes, but why else would I do all that work in the gym when I could just sit at the library and read? This morning at the gym a girl was getting private fitness instruction from another. The instructor looked like a female Fat Bastard and the student looked like Halle Berry! Shouldnt it be the other way around? Why would you become a fitness instructor if you wanted to look like Fat Bastard? Do these instructors go eat large fries from McDonalds between every session? And why would Halle Berry pick Fat Bastard as a fitness instructor? If I picked a dude fitness instructor hed have to be like Hugh Jackman (from the first X-Men movie) and if it were a lady shed have to be like Jane Fonda (from Barbarella). The other day one of the Y volunteers was lecturing me on genes and body types and how some people are meant to be fat. That is all bullshit. As a former fatty I say its bullshit. When I was obese, I always blamed, genes, thyroid problems, depression, eating disorders, etc, etc. Then my dad came up with the right answer. He said, Remember that famine in Ethopia in the early 80s? In all those photos from that famine, do you remember seeing a single fatty? Can you show me one fat rickshawpuller in Dhaka?. My father is a wise man! I know acceptance of fatties is a big thing in North America now (because there are so many), but if it hadnt been for all the ridicule and jest (in my less refined homeland), Id still be a fatty! To initiate positive change, the first step one must take, is to assume personal responsibility!
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 03:52:19 +0000
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