I dont like to be told what to do especially under my own house. But after the desk ordeal I decided Id better gear up first. You know grab my multi tool, a back up flash light -I already had my head lamp on- and a bag of skittles. I stuck all those things in the pockets of my cargo shorts and then I went back under the house. I looked over to the corner but saw no light. I turned my head lamp off but still saw no light. I turned my head lamp back on and started the belly crawl through the crawl space toward where I knew Id seen light. As I did I looked for practical reasons for the light. Maybe the light had come in through a vent maybe it was my head lamp reflecting off one of the hundreds of bottles of water Id stored down there. Dont judge me! Of course as I always do any time something scares me I cant explain Id already talked myself out of the voice Id very clearly heard. When I reached the corner there was a two foot by two foot wooden door leading into the earth. I opened it carefully and saw a ladder going down I couldnt tell how far but at what I assumed must be the bottom I saw a dim light. Now I know what youre thinking that I didnt write yesterday because I got my huge ass stuck in that small hole. But no what happened was I decided I needed a better weapon than the multi-tool and while trying crawling back to get my gun... Well Lynn had apparently closed the trap door so I couldnt see the light coming through it. I don t know why she does these things! Anyway those of you who know me know I have no sense of direction at all so... thats right Ive been lost under the house this whole time, but I ate a piece of jerky drank a glass of wine, tied a string to my belt loop and the other end to the shelves in the closet above the trap door, I have my pistol and by G-d Im ready to go spelunking!
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 16:15:05 +0000
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