I fixed the mixer swivel tap - It was a piece of cake I didn`t put a foot wrong And made not one mistake. The family ghost was kind to me He must have seem my rhyme And let me get along with it And have an easy time But he`ll be back tomorrow When all the fuss has died To hamper my endeavours From the other side. The wife is back at home today So I`ve got her in the way When I try to fix the light bulb That flickered yesterday. It`s O.K. at the moment So it I think it is the ghost That stops the thing from shining When I need it most. So I`ve got the ladders ready For the ceiling here is high And the lamp is fitted awkwardly And it`s difficult to pry. I`ve got some new replacements - Three for a pound - I think And maybe that`s the reason They`re always on the blink. It`s good to have her in the way In tricky times like these To pass me up the tools I need Without me saying please - To make a timely brew for me And dab my sweating brow And have the plasters ready When I cut my hands somehow - To watch out where I put things To bring, fetch and get So I don`t lose my temper And get my nerves upset. To have a little laugh with me When the job is going trim Or run for some assistance When it`s looking grim To hold the ladders for me And smile when I turn round And pass me up the lights I got At three for a pound - The two of us in harmony Like a pillar and a post United in domestic bliss Against the family ghost.
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 15:20:33 +0000
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