I have a theory about the zombie apocalypse: I believe the plan is already in effect. The cause: Energy Drinks! Companies like Monster, Rock Star, and Red Bull are bringing the zombie apocalypse to fruition as we speak! Step 1: Get the majority of the world to become addicted/reliant on energy drinks. Step 2: Cut all production on said energy drinks. Step 3: Zombification!!! The world can barely get out of bed these days without pumping some artificial energy into their systems. Those who use energy drinks cant return to coffee. It simply isnt strong enough. Without energy drinks they will become slow, lifeless creatures. Theyll drag themselves about, moaning because they are too weak even to speak. They will only be able to go 28 days without energy before they perish. Eventually, they will begin feasting on lively humans, in hopes of some energy. But it will only be enough to keep them going at their current pace. And it will be up to the rest of us, those who are not reliant on artificial energy, to stop them! We must band together, brothers and sisters! For the survival of the human race! Let the preparations begin!
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 22:09:44 +0000
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