I have an opportunity to witness how Lent was practiced at San Fernando, Pampanga and the Holy shrine in Manaoag, Pangasinan. In Pampanga I saw a drunk effeminate (gay or bakla in Filipino) praying loudly to a crucified “Jesus Christ” by asking the latter that somebody give him a branded T-back underwear. Christ, who was portrayed by a kapampangan (who looked like a drug addict), was excruciatingly in pain because of the huge nail that pinned his two feet in a cross mustered to speak to the gay. Jesus Christ: Napakapalad mo anak (You’re very lucky my son). Gay: (Bakit po?) Why my Lord? Christ: Kung hindi lang nakapako itong mga paa ko kanina pa kita tinadyakan diyan beke! Anong T-Back T-Back iyong hinihingi mo? Kita mo ako kahit bahag na pantapal sa ari ko di ako makabili! (If both my feet are not nailed here I have kicked your ass earlier, faggot! What T-Back are you asking? Have you not seen my situation I could not even afford to buy a g-string to cover my private part!). In Manaoag, Pangasinan I overheard a group of gay responded to the liturgy of a priest there. Priest: Dugo ni Kristo (Blood of Christ)… Gays: Type O! Priest: Katawan ni Kristo… Gays: Macho! Priest: Kung lahat ng bading ipako sa krus, anong gagawin niyo? Gays: Tatakbo kami, tatakbo kami! Priest: Kung si Dingdong Dantes ang ipako sa krus? Ano ang gagawin niyo? Gays: Babalik kami, babalik kami! After the mass I overheard another well-built priest ordering his flocks outside the church to form a queue. Priest: Ang mga lalake, sunod sa karo ni Hesukristo, ang mga babae naman sa likod ng mga lalake. Gays: Kami father, saan susunod?
Posted on: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 04:58:40 +0000
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